CHARLES “TOLD PRINCE HARRY NOT TO BRING MEGHAN TO BALMORAL TO SEE DYING QUEEN.”  HARRY TOLD MEGHAN “STAY IN WINDSOR.” HEN-PECKED HARRY, This is What You Get When You “HEARKEN TO THE VOICE OF YOUR WIFE” and HER MEGXIT FOOLISHNESS. You Are a Man Who Has Lost All That You Have Ever Known and All of the Stuff That Made You Important and Great, and Now, You Are Humiliated as Your Father Prince Charles Had to Tell You Not to Bring Meghan to Balmoral to See the Dying Queen. Then You, Probably the Queen’s Favorite Grandchild, Was Late Getting There and Did Not See Her Before She Died. What a Royal Mess You Got Yourself Into, Harry! And Then This DAGGAR From Your Father, Now King Charles III, When he Gave You This One Sentence in His First Speech as King When he Said: “I want also to express my love for Harry and Meghan as THEY CONTINUE TO BUILD THEIR LIVES OVERSEAS.” This is King Charles III’s Kind Way of Banishing You From the Royal Realm “to a Place Overseas.” Harry, it Might be Wise For You to Man-up, Stop Hearkening to the Voice of Your Wife, and Apologize Publicly to the King and to the Royal Family, and From This Point Forward Lead Your Family From Megxit to Get Back in the Good Graces of Your Father King Charles III So You Can do the Job You Were Raised to do, if it’s Not Too Late.

WATCH: Self-Proclaimed Pastor Denis Kintu of Empowerment City Church in Hoima, Uganda, is Arrested After Being Caught Literally Calling People up to the Front of the Church to be Severely Whipped and Beaten With What he Calls a “MAGIC BLESSED STICK.” Now, we Have Heard it All: Holy Blessed Water, Holy Blessed Cloth, Holy Blessed Trinkets From False Prophets on Television, But we Have Never Heard of the “Magic Blessed Stick.” And we Have Never Heard of a Pastor Taking a Stick and Whipping His Church Members Behinds. We Believe That Pastors Are to Help Keep Their Sheep in Line, But This is Taking it a Bit Too Far.