The 38-year-old dictator made the world-ending claims during a speech to war veterans of the 1950-53 Korean War in the hopes of boosting internal unity.
But it would seem that instead of broadcasting classic UK feature Bend it Like Beckham, the North Korean dictator has taken a hard line and intensified his nuclear threats to western powers and neighbouring countries.
North Korea will likely prepare for summertime exercises, which observers claim the dictatorship views as an invasion rehearsal.
Speaking to war veterans, Kim Jong-un said: “Our armed forces are completely prepared to respond to any crisis, and our country’s nuclear deterrent is also ready to mobilise its absolute power dutifully, exactly and swiftly in accordance with its missions.”
The tough talk from the fierce dictator comes after the despot slammed the United States for “demonising” North Korea as a way of justifying its hostile policies.
The despot claimed that military drills owned by the US and South Korea showed a “double standard” and “gangster-like” stance.
Jong-un made the claims of “gangster-like” actions from the US over their condemnation of apparently routine missile tests.
Leader Kim also called South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol a “confrontational maniac” and claimed that the South Korean government was run by “gangsters”.
He added: “Talking about military action against our nation, which possess absolute weapons that they fear the most, is preposterous and is very dangerous suicidal action.
“Such a dangerous attempt will be immediately punished by our powerful strength and the Yoon Suk Yeol government and his military will be annihilated.”