Florida Man Jailed On Ramen Noodle Battery Charge

JANUARY 31–A Florida Man is behind bars after allegedly battering a female victim with hot ramen noodles, according to police.

Responding Friday morning to a domestic disturbance call at a Fort Pierce residence, sheriff’s deputies spoke to a woman who said she was struck with noodles thrown by Brandon Smith, 21, following a dispute over allowing Smith’s dog onto a bed.

After Smith hit her with the noodles, the woman alleged, he struck her “on the back with the hot pot,” according to an arrest affidavit.

When questioned by cops, Smith said that he woke up and “began making a pot of ramen noodles.” The victim, he claimed, was chasing the dog around when she fell atop the ramen noodles on the stove.

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Source: Smoking Gun