Boris Johnson to Allow Single Brits to Commit the Sin of Fornication Starting Saturday

It’s the news many single people up and down the country have been waiting for since lockdown began – they will soon be able to have sex with someone they don’t live with for the first time since March 23.

Speaking at the No.10 Downing Street press conference today (Wednesday, June 10), Prime Minister Boris Johnson confirmed a new “bubble system” is to be introduced on Saturday that will allow English people living alone to meet up with members of another household indoors.

Socialising in such a way, including getting frisky between the sheets, had technically been made illegal in April when new coronavirus legislation was introduced.

The Prime Minister said: “From this weekend we will allow single adult households to form a support bubble with one other household.

“All those in a support bubble will be able to act as if they live in the same household, meaning they can spend time together inside each other’s homes and do not need to stay 2m apart.”

The “support bubble” must be exclusive, and cannot be switched between multiple households.

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SOURCE: Daily Star, Matt Clemenson