A hashtag has taken over political Twitter of the last few days. It’s called #TrumpBible.
The hashtag/meme was launched to poke fun at Trump’s failure to name his favorite Bible verse — even as he says it’s his favorite book — along with his penchant for hyperbole and judging everyone based on his or her business acumen and negotiating skills.
Below are some of our favorite #TrumpBible verses.
“Lucifer? Thrown out of the Kingdom of Heaven? Lemme tell you, I’d hit God with an eminent domain claim so fast…” #TrumpBible
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 28, 2015
But when he lifted his arms, the hair did not part, for lo – it had been combed over. #TrumpBible
— April Fiet (@aprilfiet) August 30, 2015
“Jesus of Nazareth? Maybe. I’ve got credible evidence from some top Romans that says he isn’t.” #TrumpBible
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 28, 2015
This Pilate, I dunno; I can’t work with him. Wishy-washy. What is truth this, wash my hands that. You’re in charge! Make a call! #TrumpBible
— Jeff B@AoSHQDD (@EsotericCD) August 27, 2015
Scribe: Which is the greatest commandment? Jesus: Sit down. Nobody called on you. Go back to Jerusalem. #TrumpBible
— Brian Zahnd (@BrianZahnd) August 27, 2015
“Corinthians? They’re fine people, wonderful people, make a tremendous leather product. My home in Malibu is covered in it.” #TrumpBible
— FBC Jax Watchdog (@fbcjaxwatchdog) August 30, 2015
“Judas? Bad leadership on Jesus’ part. Would never have happened on#CelebrityDisciple.” #TrumpBible
— Robert A George (@RobGeorge) August 28, 2015
“Then He will also say to those on His left, ‘Depart from Me, haters and losers, into the eternal fire, which is Mexico.'” #TrumpBible
— Paul McLeod (@IvanKaramazov) August 26, 2015
I would have rebuilt the walls of Jericho and made the Canaanites pay for it #TrumpBible
— Mike McShane (@MQ_McShane) August 27, 2015
Don’t get me wrong: Jesus? Great guy, classy. But a terrible executive. I would never tolerate a traitor within my organization. #TrumpBible
— Jeff B@AoSHQDD (@EsotericCD) August 27, 2015
This Moses guy wanders 40 years, never even makes it into the land of Canaan. There’s a name for guys like that. Loser. #TrumpBible
— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) August 30, 2015
Joseph & Mary rode a donkey into a foreign town to have a baby in a manger? Sound like illegals to me. #AnchorBaby #TrumpBible#BuildAWall
— S. Douglas (@blackmagpie69) August 30, 2015
Took God 6 days to create the Universe. Bad management. I would’ve done it faster, cheaper & Satan would pay for it #TrumpBible”
— IG: mentorababio335 (@MentorAbabio) August 30, 2015
“The Samaritans are dirty and low class. They’re not sending us their best people.” #TrumpBible
— #Shoe2016 (@theshoebart) August 26, 2015
And Jesus came to them walking on the waves and said, “Have you seen the polls? I’m like WAY ahead. It’s not even close.” #TrumpBible
— Eric Metaxas (@ericmetaxas) August 29, 2015
#trumpbible “and the Lord sayeth unto his Son, “Surely you see, Jeb is a low energy person.”
— zain! (@zainyk) August 26, 2015
And Moses went to Pharaoh and said to him, “Let my people go!” and Pharaoh did because Moses knew how to negotiate. #TrumpBible
— Ben Casselman (@bencasselman) August 26, 2015
Paul? he’s a hero bc he wrote some letters from prison? Personally I like people who weren’t captured. #TrumpBible
— Matt Childers (@MattChilders87) August 29, 2015
This Goliath guy, he’s HUGE loser. David, he’s a real classy winner. Used his sling to Make the Israelites Great Again. #TrumpBible
— Nick Bunker (@nick_bunker) August 26, 2015
Great flood, total disaster. Totally mismanaged by Noah, not a smart guy, total loser, couldn’t even save the dinosaurs. #TrumpBible
— Trump Bible (@TheTrumpBible) August 28, 2015
SOURCE: The Washington Post
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