Minister says, ‘If Jesus Had Lived in Texas, He Would Have Turned the Water Into Beer’


Father Bill Miller knows a thing or two about alcoholic beverages, owning his own pub, and he says that if Jesus were around today, he would turn water into whatever the local drink of choice was.

The minister splits his time between preaching on the Hawaiian island of Kauai and running his bar in Texas, and has written a book called “The Beer Drinker’s Guide to God” in which he talks about the connection between faith and alcohol.

He told Fox News that if Jesus were alive today, he may not necessarily have turned the water into wine, but whatever the local drink of choice was.

“If Jesus had lived in Texas, for example, rather than Palestine, I’m pretty sure he would have turned that water into beer,” he said.

And the same goes for what Jesus himself would choose to drink. While some Christians believe in abstaining from alcohol, Fr Miller doesn’t have such a take on the faith, saying Jesus would “probably drink the local beverage of choice”.

“If Jesus was in Texas, he’s probably drink Lone Star. If he was in Hawaii, he might drink Primo. If he was in Scotland, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Jesus drank scotch. In Ireland, Guinness or Smithwick’s,” he said.

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SOURCE: Cath Martin 
Christian Today

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