Man Cries Discrimination After Officials Refuse to Let Him Marry His Porn-Filled Computer

Chris Sevier claims officials discriminated against him by refusing to let him marry his computer. [Picture for illustrative purposes only.] (Jeff Hitchcock/Flickr/Creative Commons)
Chris Sevier claims officials discriminated against him by refusing to let him marry his computer. [Picture for illustrative purposes only.] (Jeff Hitchcock/Flickr/Creative Commons)
A man who wants to marry his porn-filled laptop has had his legal bid rejected by a U.S. judge.

Chris Sevier filed a 50-page motion to a federal court with the hope of intervening in an appeal against Utah’s ban on same-sex weddings.

In it, he describes how he asked a Utah county clerk for a marriage license but was turned down.

He wrote, “The clerk informed me that a marriage license could only be given to one man and one female, not one man and one machine or one man and one man.”

Sevier, formerly a lawyer, claims officials discriminated against him by refusing to let him marry his computer.

He says it was because the “object of affection was outside the scope of the narrow definition.”

Sevier filed a similar motion in Florida, which the judge rejected, saying, “Perhaps the motion is satirical. Or perhaps it is only removed from reality. Either way, the motion has no place in this lawsuit.”

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SOURCE: The Christian Institute

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