Man Wants to Marry ‘Pornography-Filled Laptop’

A Florida man seems to be really, really into his laptop. (Photo: Andy Sotiriou, Getty Images)
A Florida man seems to be really, really into his laptop.
(Photo: Andy Sotiriou, Getty Images)

A Florida judge has tossed out a bizarre motion from a man who claimed he wanted to marry his “porn filled Apple computer.”

Marc Sevier attempted to intervene in a same-sex marriage case “on behalf of other minority sexual orientation groups,” reports the Broward-Palm Beach New Times, which notes that the filing is “obviously an attempt to punk the legal system because he doesn’t agree with gay marriage.”

Sevier claimed that after buying a laptop without porn filters, he became addicted to pornography, “fell in love” with his computer, and preferred “having sex with it over all other persons or things.”

If gay people “have the right to marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts,” he said, “then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object.”

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SOURCE: Rob Quinn
Newser 

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